funny things

i like my women the way i like my coffee
Ground up and in the freezer?
full of your cream?
hawt?
What, tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a burro?
quiet ?
: Colombian?
hot?
From McDonalds?
Black?
in a cup?
Spilt all over your lap?
cheap?
strong and black?/
i hate you all

Click the link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=eU3eSPMWfuU#t=3m48s

Or play the embedded video below, and but be sure to skip ahead to 3 min 45 seconds:

Fools and Heroes

Watch this video, as much as you care to stand, probably no more than 1 minute if you’re like me:

Yeah, it’s a just some attention-seeking weirdo dancing by himself, a fool, a Quixote. Nothing more.

Now watch this other video of the same guy shortly after the above video, and watch as a Hero-maker in a green shirt magically transforms the Fool into a Hero.

Such is nature of heroes. They are made, not born. The people always remember the 1st person who technically started it all, but when all is said and done, they don’t recall the person that made the hero. The actual hero, the hero-maker who flipped the context to change a crazy idiotic fool into a genius hero. Ironically the fool hadn’t even any intention or vision of whatever greatness follows in his/her footsteps. They were simply being the fools they were born to be. But there’s a fine line between being a fool and a genius. And it takes a clever hero-maker to push that fool across that line, and transform the fool into a hero. The hero-maker is the engine. The Fool is the spark plug. When the vehicle arrives at a great destination, everyone credits the initial fool for starting the whole shebang. The fool becomes the lone hero everyone remembers for the rest of their lives. The hero-maker who carried the right fuel to a sparking flint haplessly sparking away, he is only known by the early wisest few.

More:

http://www.calgaryherald.com/Technology/Online+Dancing+clip+turns+Calgary+waiter+into+worldwide+sensation/1656024/story.html

Dancing naked around a fire

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_asZ1ez5lMZ8/RfrPP0ZxPYI/AAAAAAAAAWg/g5szOXmsOrg/s400/dance_hermitage.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heroic_failure

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_standoff

So far, our best explanation comes from string theory, the leading candidate for a “theory of everything”. String theory requires that the universe has more than the three spatial dimensions that we experience, and possibly as many as 10. According to string theorists’ best ideas, gravity is so weak because, unlike the other forces, it leaks in and out of these extra dimensions. We only get to experience a dribble of the true strength of gravity.

Saga

http://syntheticpubes.com/page/10

Among the many ways in which I remain a naively adolescent boy is this: I view women as effortlessly woven into the natural world, while I stand apart from it awkwardly. It can feel to me as though women are birds in flight, while I am like a turtle in a plastic aquarium or a deprecated robot in a midwestern university lab.”

— Mills Baker